verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL



Does my uniform make me look fat?
— Insecurity guard (via katiebishop)






menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?



fartgallery:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck lost his wife in a tragic chucking accident? Could he even bring himself to chuck again